The Big Hairy Green Book is a must-have guide for any artificial grass enthusiast or curious homeowner, offering in-depth insights into the creation, care, and maintenance of the world's most popular artificial turf. With whimsical tales of the Irish inventor who single-handedly revolutionized the industry, known only as "The Guy in Emerald Isle," this book brings art to the green. Delve into the science behind synthetic grass, from its eco-friendly materials to its long-lasting, even in the harshest of conditions. Experience the thrill of rescuing a love-struck terrier named Nigel from the jaws of a turf-eating boar, and learn how The Guy's innovative design has set the industry standard for a greener, softer, and more resilient playing surface. Packed with practical tips, innovative solutions, and dazzling photos, The Big Hairy Green Book is a celebration of the man, the myth, and the miracle of artificial grass.